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5 July 2010
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Bodywatching – The buttocks
22 January 2010
The buttocks have quite unfairly become the joke region of the human body. They make people laugh; they are a popular subject for dirty jokes. The behind, the back side, the bum, the buns, the arse, the rump, the bottom – whatever name they are given, the buttocks are looked upon as either ridiculous or obscene. Even when they are cosidered an erotic zone, because of their proximity with the genitals, they are more likely to be pinched or slapped than caressed.
It’s easy to see how this negative attitude has come about. The buttocks are not alone. Between them lurks the anus, through which must pass, day after day, all our solid waste matter and - even more notoriously – the occasional emission of gas. Futhermore, when we bend down the genitals swing into view, also framed by the twin curves of the butocks. So there is no excaping excretory and sexual associations.
It follows from this that to display the buttocks is interpreted either as a gross insult – a symbolic act of defecation on an enemy – or as a gross obscenity – a shamelesss presentation of sexual organs.
The buttocks display is sometimes made more abusive by the addition of the phrase ‘kiss my arse’. Taken at face value this is insulting because it demands a humiliating act of subordination. But there is more to it than that: the Greeks believed that the buttocks were the most beautiful part of the human anatomy. The human emispheres were so different from the tough patches of hardened skin on the lean-bottomed apes that the Greeks saw them, quite correctly, as supremely human and non-bestial.
The curvacious Goddess of Love, Aphrodite Kallipygos – letterally the ‘Goddess with Beautiful Buttocks’ – was said to have a behind more aesthetically pleasing than any other part of her anatomy.
It was argued that if rounded buttocks were the hallmark distinguishing mankind from the beasts, then the monsters of darkenss must lack this particular anatomical feature. Early Europeans believed that the devil, even though he could assume human form, could never complete the transformation because he could never manage to simulate the rounded human buttocks. Historically, the devil was depicted as having another face instead of the buttocks. This second face is the one which was supposed to be kissed by witches as part of the ritual of the Sabbath. The concept of arse-kissing survived and the popular phrase was incorporated in the modern insult.
The females of apes have brightly coloured rumps. Their hind quarters become increasingly conspicuous and swollen as the time of ovulation approaches, then recede again as it passes. This means that a male can tell at a glance whether a female is sexually active.
Human females are different. Their rumps do not rise and fall with their menstrual cycles. Their buttocks remain protuberant throughout. Matching this, sexuality also remains high. As part of her pair-bonding system, the human female has extended her sexiness so that she’s always potentially responsive to the male (mhhhh…). The female’s sex signal is accentuated by two other properties: the backword rotation of the pelvis and the sway of the hips in walking. The typical female has a more arched back than the male. When she walks, the differnt leg and hip design of the female skeleton produces a greater undulation in the buttock region. She wiggles as she walks.
The females of our early ancestors were much bigger-buttocked than their modern counterparts as evidence from ancient skeltons points out. One possible explanation of this is that our ancestors mated from behind. As we evolved into erect posture and our rump muscles bulged into buttocks, the swallen shape became the main sex signal. Females with larger rumps sent the stronger sex signals so that this condition started to increase until the buttocks became huge. The huge buttocks started however to interfere with the sexual act. The males solved the problem by switching to frontal copulation. As part of this new approach, the female breasts became permanently swollen as mimics of the large emispherical buttocks. This later version of the human female, better balanced and more agile, was at a considerable advantage over the fat-laden earlier model, which was gradually replaced.
The presentation of the buttocks in a humble bent-over posturehas had an enduring role as an appeasament gesture. In this respect tre is no difference between the ape and human individual. In all cases the ‘presenter’ is saying “I offer myself in the passive female role. Please show your dominance by mounting me instead of attacking me”. The dominant individuals rarely attack such a subordinate, either ignoring it, or else mounting it briefly and making a few formalized pelvic thrusts.
Between lovers, buttock claspig is common in both courtship and copulation itself. It is this sexual linkage, again, that causes the occasional furore over the notorious Italian pursuit of bottom-pinching. Any attractive girl walking the streets of an italian city is liable to have her buttocks pinched by admiring strangers.
Bodywatching – The Chest
12 December 2009
When our ancestors switched to hunting as a means of survival, new pressures came to bear on the human body. The males who set off on the chase had to develop improved respiration. If they ran out of breath they ran out of food. Compared to other monkeys and apes they had to become big-chested. The male chest became an athlete’s chest.
The female developed in a different way. Hampered by pregnancies and infants, she was less mobile. Her chest did not enlarge like the male’s. It developed in another direction, the rib-cage remaining small but the breasts swelling to a pair of soft hemispheres. These enlarged breasts had two biological functions, one parental, acting as gigantic sweat glands producing the modified sweat we call milk, and the other sexual.
While mother’s milk is ideal for growing a baby it has to be said that the shape of her breast is far from perfect for the task of breast-feeding; this is due to the sexual role of the breasts. This apparent flaw is explained by observing the breasts of monkeys and apes. In all other primate species the females are flat chested when not lactating. When they are breast-feeding, the region around the nipples becomes somewhat swollen with milk, but even then it is rare to find anything approaching the hemispherical shape of the human breast. The breasts of monkeys and apes are purely parental.
The origin of paired hemispheres of human female sexual signal is not hard to find. The females of all other primates display their sexual signals backwards from the rump region as they walk about on all fours. When the human female stands face-to-face with a male her rump-signals are concealed from view, but the evolution of a pair of mini-buttocks on her chest enables her to continue to transmit the primeval sexual signal without turning her back on her companion or going around on all fours.
In their sexual role the female breasts operate first as a visual stimuli and then as a tactile one. Once the visual signals have attracted a male partner and sexual contact has begun, the tactile qualities of the breasts come into play. In pre-copulatory sequences there is often a great deal of oral and manual caressing of the breasts by the male. It is thought that the glands of the areolar region of the breast, during sexual activity, may transmit scent signals to the male nose exciting the male even more than the female. Which explains why males exploring their partners’ bodies spend so much time noising around in the mammary zone.
As sexual arousal mounts, the female chest undergoes several marked changes. The nipples become erect, increasing in length by up to a centimetre. The breasts become engorged with blood, increasing their overall size by up to 25 per cent and becoming more sensitive. With the approach of orgasm the areolar patches become tumescent and swell so much that they start to mask the nipple; there also appears a strange measles-like rash over the surface of the breasts and elsewhere on the chest, the ‘sex-flush’. 
Few know that one every two hundred women have more than two breasts. The additional breasts are usually not functional . Sometimes they are little more than additional nipples, sometime small breast-buds without nipples. The famous statue of the Venus of Milo, in the Louvre, displays three breasts, the third one being a small bud above the right breast.
The shape of the breast changes gradually from the age of puberty to old age.
The above is reproduced freely from ‘BODYWATCHING , A Field Guide to the Human Species’ by Desmond Morris.
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31 October 2009



Bodywatching – The Eyes
26 October 2009
The eyes are the dominant sense organs of the human body. It has been estimated that 80 per cent of our information about the outside world enters through these remarkable structures. Despite all the talking and listening, we do remain essentially a visual animal.
Our eyes evolved to work efficiently at much longer distances than are usually encountered in modern life. Prehistoric men did not sit bent over desks poring over figures, reading small print or watching flickering images on screens. as they were hunters their eyes were more concerned with images in far distance.

Poor eyesight must have been a curse for many of our remote ancestors as the permanent strain of trying to see with defective vision causes severe migraines and headaches. Seneca, the Roman coonnoisseur of the art of rhetoric seems to have been the first person to attempt this problem. He managed to read his way through the libraries of Rome by using a ‘globe of water’ as a magnifying glass. This ingenious solution should have led to early development of eyeglasses but it failed to do so. Again in the thirteenth century, Roger Bacon observed that the use of a crystal or glass could be useful to those with weak eyes. But it was not until the the end of the century that the first spectacles started to appear in Italy.


People who believe in the importance of good and bad luck in their lives are often superstitious enough to decorate their rooms with eyes. These are known technically as ‘apotropaic eyes’ and have been used in one style or another for thousands of years. The idea behind them is that if the ‘evil eye’ comes to look upon the person in the room and brings bad luck with its glance, it can be out-stared by the other eyes present. Because they are un-blinking, artificial eyes, they will eventually be able to force the ‘evil eye’ to look away, and no harm will then come to the owner of the room.

Now, look at me.
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